Sex and the City: The Movie
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Legally Blonde
OMIGOD! You Guys!DAUGHTERS OF DELTA NU
WHAT YOU WANT
POSITIVE
BEND AND SNAP
LEGALLY BLONDE REMIX
"OMIGOD! You Guys!"
MARGOT:
Dear Elle, He’s a lucky guy.
I’m like gonna cry, I got tears comin out of my nose!
MAD PROPS! He’s the campus catch,
You’re a perfct match,
Cause you both got such great taste in clothes,
Of course he will propose!
SERENA:
Dear Elle, honey mozel-top,
future taking off bring that ring back and show it to me!
PILAR:
Four carets, a princess cut,
Are you phsyced or what?
I just wish I could be there to see…
MARGOT, SERENA, & PILAR:
When he gets down on one knee!
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle’s gonna win the prize.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening, our own homecoming Queen and King.
Finally she’ll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size,
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!
PILAR:
Okay, everbody signed.
Good now fall in line and we’ll start the engagment parade.
SERENA:
Like candles in single file,
Don’t forget to smile.
Lose the gum kate you look like the maid,
Now prepare to serenade!
Shhh!
DELTA NU’S:
(whisper and slowly get lowder)
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle’s gonna win the prize.
SERENA:
Shh!
DELTA NU’S:
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali—
SERENA:
Shh!
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod!
SERENA:
Guys I’m Serious!
A DELTA NU:
Elle and Warner were meant to be!
Not once ever has he hit on me!
SHUT UP!
MARGOT:
They’re just like that couple from titanic,
Only no one dies.
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod!
A DELTA NU:
2, 3, 4—
DELTA NU’S:
Daughter of Delta Nu,
Soon to be fiance’,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make him a happy home,
Waste not his hard-earned wage,
And so he does not roam,
Strive not to look your age.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood no man can supersead,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood.
Omigod!Omigod you guy—
SERENA:
(spoken) Guys, she’s not here.
DELTA NU’S:
What?
Where is she?
Where could she be?!
OMIGOD!
MARGOT:
Bruiser, where is elle?
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She doesn’t have an engagement outfit.
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She’s totally freaking out.
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She’s trapped in the old valley mill??!?!
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
O, woops, sorry.
The Old Valley Mall!
DELTA NU’S:
OMIGOD! Mass Emergency!
Don’t take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress
And to acessorize. Omigod! You guys!
OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!
ELLE:
(spoken) It’s almost there but—
(sung) This dress needs to seal the deal,
make a grown man kneel,
but it can’t come right out and say bride.
Can’t look like I’m desperate,
Or like I’m waiting for it,
I gotta leave Warner his pride,
So bride is more implied.
SERENA:
(spoken) There she is!
ELLE:
Omigod!Omigod you guys!
All this week I’ve had butterflys,
Everytime he looks at me it’s totally proposealized,
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale,
Can’t wear something I bought on sale.
SERENA:
Love is like forever,
This is no time to economize.
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod you guys!
SHOPGIRL:
(spoken) Blondes make commission SO easy.
Excuse me miss, have you seen this?
It just came in.
It’s perfect for a blonde.
ELLE:
(spoken) Right, with a half looped-
stitch on china silk?
SHOPGIRL:
(spoken hesistantly) Uhuh.
ELLE:
But the thing is, you cant use a
half looped stitch on china silk it’ll pucker.
And you didn’t just get this in cause I saw it in last May’s VOGUE.
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
ELLE:
I’m not about to buy last year’s dress at this year’s price.
DELTA NU’S:
Elle saw right through that sales girl’s lies.
ELLE:
(spoken)It may be perfect for a
blonde, but I’m not that blonde.
(sung) I may be in love,
but I’m not stupid, lady I’ve got eyes.
MANAGER:
Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry our mistake.
Courtney take your break.
Just ignore her she hasn’t been well.
Try this latest from Milan go on try it on.
I take care of my best clientel.
It’s a gift from me to Elle!
ELLE:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This one’s perfect, and it’s just my size!
See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise.
Omigod!
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
Let’s go home before some one cries.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Cause we love you guys.
ELLE:
No, I love you guys!
DELTA NU’S:
Omigod!
ELLE:
Omigod!
ALL:
Omigod! you guys!
(spoken)OMIGOD!
"DAUGHTERS OF DELTA NU"
Delta Nu's:
Daughter of Delta Nu
Sweetheart since club days
Please let us help you through
Margot:
She's eating Milky Ways
Delta Nu's:
No No way etc etc
Serena:
Ladies
I think he should be shot
And let me tell you what
I don't think he's that hot
Margot:
I DO!
Serena:
Well You're a slut!
Margot:
Look who is talking!
Pilar:
Uh uh Three words
Spring Break Cabo
Delta Nu's:
Oh bam etc etc
Elle:
Girls Girls
Must we all descend into madness
Pilar:
Oh hunni
So good to see you
Look we brought you new magazines
We got Town and Country
And you're favorite, the one they named after you
ELLE MAGAZINE!
Elle:
Thanks Pilar
but i think its going to take more
than Elle and Town and Country
to pull me back from my shame spiral
Margot:
Well then sweetie
You are just going to have to hold on
Cuz the new Vogue is not out till next week!
Elle:
AAAHH
Margot:
WHAT!
Don't tell me ponchos are back in!
Elle:
No...Worse!
Its Warner's brother, Payton Hunington IV and his bride!
Pictures from their wedding...look!
Delta Nu's:
Oh ouch etc etc
Serena:
Muffy Vanderbilt
Serena, Margot, Pilar:
HAHAHAHA
MUFFY!
"WHAT YOU WANT"
Elle:
Wait a minute. this is the kind of girl Warner wants. Someone serious. Someone lawyerly. Someone who wears black when
nobodies dead. Girls I have a completely brilliant plan.
(Sung)What you want, Warner
What you want is me
But you need to see me in a brand new domain
Well its plain, Warner
In a different setting
You will see your getting
all of this plus a brain
I'll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand
Big sturdy book
big wordy book
full of words i'll understand
and right there is where you'll see it too
What you want is right in front of you
All:
What you want
Its clear
What you want
Right here
What you want is right in front of you, front of you
What you want
Its clear
What you want
Right here
What you want is right in front of you, front of you
Elle:
Step 1 he's off to Harvard law
So i get in there too
Delta Nu Girls:
Step 2
Elle:
make him reassess
impress him with my high IQ
Delta Nu Girls:
Step 3
Elle:
we throw a wedding
All:
and invite all delta nu
Kate:
Thats great. Nice plan
Now can we think this through
(spoken) Harvard law school
Elle:
I have a 4.0 average
Kate:
Yea in fashion merchandising. What makes you think you can do this.
Elle:
Love
I'm doing this for love
and love will see me through yes
with love on my side i can't lose
and harvard can't refuse
a love so pure and true
don't lawyers feel love too
Kate:
Even if they do
what you want sweetheart is no easy thing
if you're going to swing it it will wreck your senior spring
yes its true
First you'll need an LSAT score of more than 174
so no more parties for you
you'll need a killer essay
or do not even hope
and glowing letter from your betters
Any chance you know the pope
oh no too bad
cause that would be a coup
and you got a lot of work in front of you
All:
What you want
Elle:
yes i know
All:
What you want
Elle:
even so
All:
what you want is right in front of you front of you
what you want
Delta Nu Girls:
girl you go
All:
what you want
Kate:
no really go
All:
what you want is right in front of you front of you
Dad:
law school
Elle: yes daddy law school
Dad:
God why. Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people and you button are none of those things.
(sung) What you want button, hey you just say the word
but what you wants absurd
and costs a whole of of smack
and hell why button
when you can stay right here
pursue a film career
Mom:
How about a nice Burkin bag
Dad:
yes, the east coast is foreign
theres no film studios
its cold and dark
No valet parking
all the girls have different noses
Christ, button its like the damn frontier
Mom and Dad:
Tell me whats out there that you can't get right here
Elle: Guys, Love
i'm going there for love
a love i have to win
i can live without sun or valet
i can't just walk away
betray what might have been
Dad: Fine OK
I'll pay your way if you get in
All: What you want
Mom and Dad:
Make the grades
All:
What you want
Mom and Dad:
and its payed
All:
What you want is right in front of of you front of you
MARGOT:
(spoken) hey everybody its spring fling beer bash extreme
Boys:
Extreme
Kate:
Not for you. Time to study. GO
MARGOT:
This years theme Jamaicin me Crazyy
Reggae:
What you want you wanna be out because the sun she warm
What you want you wanna be study stuck inside your dorm
what you want you wanna be partying with us all night long
what you want you wanna be strong
All: be strong
Kate: 134 not good enough try again
Reggae:
What you want you wanna be groovin bump and shake the room
What you want you wanna be provin something and to whom
what you want you wanna be wonderin where your youth is gone
what you want you you wanna hold on
Kate: hold on, 151 still not Harvard material. Once again Go
Elle:
(sung) Love, i'm doing this for love
and thats how i'll survive
Here you go i said no go away
right here is where i'll stay
until that happy day
that day i hear him say
Kate: 175
All: 175
Elle: 175
All: 175 175
Professor #1:
(Spoken)Gentlemen, Harvard law grants admission to Adam Cohen and Sundeep Padomadon . And now miss Elle Woods who was kind enough to send in a head shot.
Professor #2:
We should admit her for reasons of um.....
Professor #3:
multiculturalism
Professor #2:
multiculturalism
Professor #1:
Oh gentlemen get a hold of yourselves. Oh look at that oh what a shame. She didn't bother sending in a personal essay
Pilar:
Hows this for a personal essay
All:
What you want
Professor #2:
Goodness me
All:
What you want
Professor #1:
security
All:
What you want is right in
Professor #1:
Who are you?
Elle:
(Sung)i'm hat you want
Harvard, i'm the girl for you
And to prove it true,
We all flew here on Jet blue
Elle:
(Spoken)Thank you
Pilot:
(Spoken)Thank you
Ensemble:
(Sung)This is what Elle woods inspires
In everyone that hires her,
And Harvard should too
Professor #1:
(Shouted)This is not a personal essay!
Elle+ ensemble:
(Sung)No, an essay’s so boring and so much does not fit,
So we’re appearing live right here,
Making sure that you must admit that,
Elle woods should join the chosen few,
Harvard, what you is right in front of – (cheer team breaks into dance)
Elle:
(Yelled)And now some legal jargon!
Exhibit A!
Time for my cross!
I object!
May I approach!
All:
Uh Huh, Oh Yea, Go Elle, HO
Professor #1:
(Blows whistle loudly and dance team stops)
(spoken)Now see here Ms. Woods, You can’t just barge in here with singing, and dancing, and ethnic movement! This is a very flashy presentation, but I still don’t see one reason to admit you!
Elle :
How about love?
You ever been in love?
‘Cause if you have you’ll know
That Love never accepts a defeat
No challenge it can’t meet
NO place it cannot go!
Don’t say no to a women in love!
Don’t laugh when I say love!
Don’t think that I’m naïve!
‘because even a person who’s smart
Can listen to their heart
Can listen and believe (Dancers in back waving flags and swaying)
So believe in what love can achieve
Do you Believe?
Professor #2:
I Do!
Elle:
Do you believe?
Professor #3:
Me too!
Ensemble:
Yes we believe in love how bout you
Professor #1:
Welcome to Harvard!
Ensemble:
What you want
Elle:
That was fun
Ensemble:
What you want
Elle:
Let’s go girl!
Ensemble:
What you want is right in front of you front of you
what you want
Elle:
everyone
Ensemble:
What you want
Elle:
way to step up
Ensemble:
What you want is right in front of you front of you!
What you want
What you want
What you want
What you want!
"POSITIVE"
SERENA:
Honey what cha crying at
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
MARGOT:
Whipe your tears it's no big thing
You were ment to wear his ring
Cheer-up chin-up it's time to bring a happy additude
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it postive
MARGOT:
As you slap her to the floor
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
SERENA:
As you pull her hair and call her whore
PILAR:
You can take her in a fight
MARGOT:
You and he will reunite
GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right we're positive
KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!
ELLE:
Girls, Girls
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B?
PILAR:
Uh...Me!
Look at her she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance and you won
You off da hizzle gez
ELLE:
What?
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
MARGOT:
Yea! Let out your inner freak
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
PILAR:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
MAGROT:
You will let his appetite
SERENA:
You and he will reunite
GREEK CHOURS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're Positive
We're posi..
(SPOKEN)
ELLE:
Omigod you're making me sick!
VIVIAN:
Are we? Warner let's take this back to my place.
(SUNG)
GREEK CHORUS:
AHHH...
Hey
Hey
Hey
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotter
And I bet you're smarter
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't let her steal him
Wake him up like sleeping beauty
Turn his head with your red hot botty
We'll bring the nosie if you bring the funk
It's positivly time to shake your junk
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake
WHHHOOOO!!!
(JUNK SHAKING BREAK)
(SPOKEN)
ELLE:
Girls! How is this helping? He's not even here!! He left while we were shaking junk!!
WAIT!
(SUNG)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrying on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
GREEK CHORUS:
WHHOOO!!!
ELLE:
Girls I'm positive
(positive)
Trying not to get upset
But I'm positive
(Positive)
That it's time for me to go brunett
GREEK CHOURS:
WHAT!!!!!
ELLE:
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactally squat
Gotta show him I got more to give
(More, more, more, more)
Know I'm Positive
(You're Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive)
I'm Positive
(Positive really positive)
Positive
"BEND AND SNAP"
Serena:
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
I'm cat nip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this
But they can't
(All)
NO!
Serena:
All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me 'round all day?
Watch me while I walk away
(All)
I bend and snap
(Serena)
Feel how hot it's gettin'
(All)
Bend and snap
(Serena)
And when you got them sweatin'
(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
(Serana)
No tight end
Can defend
Against the bend and snap
(Paulette)
Oh, that's easy for you to say
(Margot)
And you
Girl, if you wanna make the team
Then fake some self-esteem
(Pilar)
The more you jump around and scream
Then the sexier you seem
(Paulette)
Please
Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
(Margot)
No wait before you walk away
Just...
(All)
Bend and snap
(Paulette)
OW!
(Margot)
Look how good you're getting
(All)
Bend and snap
(Pilar)
I'ma bet right now you sweatin'
(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
(Serena)
So depend
On your friend
Called the...
(All)
Bend...
(Elle)
It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
(Random girl)
Excuse me, would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat
(Elle)
Sure
(Hair stylist)
Now a days I do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the Laker girls
Come on, Paulette
(Margot)
Doesn't this look fun
(Pilar)
Works everytime
(Serena)
Look, do it and we'll go away
(Paulette)
Okay, okay, okay, okay
(All)
Bend and snap
(Guys)
Damn!
(Paulette)
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like I'm...'
(Guys)
Kickin'
(Paulette)
Finger...'
(Guys)
Lickin'
(Paulette)
Like I'm
(Paulette and guys)
friggin', wicked stunnin'
(Paulette)
Will you pay for stuff I buy
(Guys)
Yes
(Paulette)
And bake me cake and pie
(Guys)
Yes
(Paulette)
And hold me when I cry
(Guys)
Yes
(Paulette)
And I will tell you why
I'm too rockin' to walk away
All the boys come and gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watchin' how I walk away
(Guys)
We love to watch her walk away
(Paulette)
I bend...
(All)
and snap
(Paulette)
Now look how hot it's gettin'
Bend and...
(All)
and snap
(Paulette)
I'ma bet right now your sweatin'
(All)
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
(Paulette)
I depend on my friend
(All)
Go Paulette, Go Paulette
(Paulette)
I depend on my friend
(All)
Go, go, go Paulette
(Paulette)
I depend on my friend
Called the bend and snap
Riffing
(Everyone)
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
(Paulette)
I'm goona step aside
I'm goona get me some...KYLE!!!
(Kyle)
Paulette, Did I leave my stylis?
(Everyone)
Bend and snap...
(Paulette)
Aghhh...O CRAP!!!
"LEGALLY BLONDE REMIX"
Vivienne (SPOKEN)
Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top, but I see a woman who doesn't have to.
(SUNG)
I used to pray for the day you'd leave
swore up and down you did not belong,
but when I'm wrong then I say I'm wrong,
and I was wrong about you.
So Listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve,
that's only if you don't turn and run.
You've proved it to me now show everyone what you can do,
and you look great in dark blue.
Get back in the game, (Oooh)
back on the case, (Oooh)
take a good look at my face. (Oooh)
I'm not a fool, (Oooh)
and as a rule, (Oooh)
I do not fight. (Never known her to fight!)
But I see a star! (Ooh sha'la la)
You're my new muse, (Ooh sha'la la)
you've got the best friggin shoes. (Ooh sha'la la. Oooh)
Vivienne and Ensemble:
And you lit a fuse,
so go show 'em who's,
Legally Blonde.
Yes you lit a fuse,
so go show 'em who's,
Legally...
Elle: (SPOKEN)
Sorry Vivenne, I'm never wearing that again.
Paulette: (SPOKEN)
Um, honey, you're in the supply closet!
I know! I said I'm never wearing THAT again... I'm wearing THIS!
(SUNG)
Back in the game, (Yes!)
back to the trial, (Yes!)
but I'm going back my style. (Back in her style)
Girls it's a fact, (Yes!)
When you're attacked, (Yes!)
Gotta respond! (Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta respond)
Hand me my dog, (Dog!)
hand me my bag, (Bag!)
and that American Flag! (Proud to be American!)
Nobody screws, (No?)
nobody who's, (Who?)
Legally Blonde!
Ensemble:
Get on your feet 'cause she's Legally Blonde,
take to the street 'cause she's Legally blonde,
there's no retreat when you're Legally Blonde!
Yea!
Dont be afraid to be legally blonde!
Join the parade cuz shes--
Elle's mom: (spoken)
Honey Look, she's leading a parade!
Elle: (spoken)
Mom and Dad?!
Elle's Mom: (spoken)
Get a picture!
Man: (sung)
Just one more piece cuz she's--
Ensemble: (sung)
Legally Blonde!
Man: (spoken)
Everyone say cheese!
Girl: (spoken)
No! say legally blonde!
All: (spoken)
Legally Blonde!
(sung)
cuz shes legally blonde!
cuz shes legally blonde!
cuz shes legally blonde!
Delta Nu Girls: (spoken)
Omigod, ELLE!
Elle: (spoken)
Thanks great chorus, but i dont need voices in my head today!
Delta Nu Girls: (spoken)
Honey, its US, the girls from Delta Nu!
(sung)
we came to see our president be legally blonde!
Ensemble: (sung)
you got a right to be legally blonde!
you gotta fight to be legally blonde!
Kyle: (spoken)
Paulette, ive got another package.
Paulette: (spoken)
Thanks, Kyle B. O'Boyle. Hey, what does the B stand for?
Kyle: (spoken)
Brendan
(long musical break)
Ensemble: (sung)
Back in the game
back in the break
Brooke: (sung)
Get the hell outta the way!
Mr. you're fired!
Callahan: (spoken)
What?
Brooke: (sung)
Guess who I hired?
Callahan: (spoken)
Who?
Brooke: (sung)
To represent me
You gotta be LEGALLY BLONDE!
Ensemble: (sung)(several times)
Legally Blonde oh yeah!
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